{"id":35416,"date":"2023-05-02T21:33:06","date_gmt":"2023-05-03T04:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35416"},"modified":"2023-05-15T16:10:33","modified_gmt":"2023-05-15T23:10:33","slug":"walk-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35416","title":{"rendered":"Walk Things."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I see on my afternoon walks:<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/walk5.jpg\" alt=\"walk\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This fenced off spot reminds me of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alaskahighwaynews.ca\/opinion\/griffin-the-infinite-abyss-3497300\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">infinite abyss<\/a> from <em>Garden State<\/em>. There&#8217;s so much tumbleweed around here for some reason.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/walk2.jpg\" alt=\"walk\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hate vanity plates, but I love pizza, so I&#8217;m torn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/walk6.jpg\" alt=\"walk\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen these heart balloons in this window since Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230; It&#8217;s May.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/walk3.jpg\" alt=\"walk\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I name all the dogs I see regularly on my walks. I see this sweet girl almost every day, and I call her &#8220;Lucy&#8221; (&#8220;Lucille&#8221; when we&#8217;re being formal). I&#8217;ve never heard her bark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s this asshole dog who always barks whenever he sees me. I call him &#8220;David&#8221; after <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/nikki-kuhnhausen-murder-transgender-teen-david-bogdanov-sentenced\/\" target=\"_blank\">David Bogdanov<\/a>, a convicted murderer I watched a <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dailycrime.com\/murder-of-nikki-kuhnhausen-by-david-bogdanov-examined-on-48-hours-on-id\/\" target=\"_blank\">docu of on ID<\/a> who fled to Ukraine after he killed a trans teen (the dog&#8217;s pawrents have a Ukrainian flag on their balcony LOL).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/walk4.jpg\" alt=\"walk\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a lot of great dogs, comes a great lot of poop. These <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/doodooflags\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">little flags<\/a> are <em>everywhere<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I see on my afternoon walks: This fenced off spot reminds me of the infinite abyss from Garden State. There&#8217;s so much tumbleweed around here for some reason. I hate vanity plates, but I love pizza, so I&#8217;m torn. I&#8217;ve seen these heart balloons in this window since Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230; It&#8217;s May. I name [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173,240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35416"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35552,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35416\/revisions\/35552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}