{"id":35453,"date":"2023-05-14T18:36:25","date_gmt":"2023-05-15T01:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35453"},"modified":"2023-05-14T20:15:46","modified_gmt":"2023-05-15T03:15:46","slug":"happy-mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35453","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mother\u2019s Day."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>You\u2019re funnier since you had the strokes. I mean, you were always funny, but you\u2019re funnier now.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n<p><em style=\"color: #999999; font-size: 7pt; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: revert; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\">&#8211; my mom to me after I razzed my pops<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Maybe my migraines were hindering my funniness (I haven\u2019t had a headache since <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34595\" target=\"_blank\">the incident<\/a>, and I used to take <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/excedrin-migraine-pain-reliever-caplets-acetaminophen-aspirin-nsaid-200ct\/-\/A-14265547\" target=\"_blank\">Excedrin<\/a> every day!). Or maybe it\u2019s just because I\u2019m on anti-depressants now LOL. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t know about funnier, but I\u2019m definitely meaner. Or maybe I\u2019ve always been mean \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, get you a mom who always laughs at your jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy Mother\u2019s Day to all who celebrate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019re funnier since you had the strokes. I mean, you were always funny, but you\u2019re funnier now. &#8211; my mom to me after I razzed my pops Maybe my migraines were hindering my funniness (I haven\u2019t had a headache since the incident, and I used to take Excedrin every day!). Or maybe it\u2019s just because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35453"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35546,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35453\/revisions\/35546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}