{"id":36003,"date":"2023-06-13T12:31:47","date_gmt":"2023-06-13T19:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36003"},"modified":"2023-06-13T12:31:47","modified_gmt":"2023-06-13T19:31:47","slug":"toodles-noodles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36003","title":{"rendered":"Toodles, Noodles."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-veggie-spirals.jpg\" alt=\"chat veggie spirals\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I rarely eat rice or pasta now, but I still allow myself the occasional <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35510\" target=\"_blank\">cinnamon roll<\/a> or <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?cat=264\" target=\"_blank\">cookie<\/a>. I&#8217;m not a psychopath \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I rarely eat rice or pasta now, but I still allow myself the occasional cinnamon roll or cookie. I&#8217;m not a psychopath \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,200,263],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-food-and-drink","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36003"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36010,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36003\/revisions\/36010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}