{"id":367812,"date":"2026-03-15T22:45:23","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T05:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367812"},"modified":"2026-03-16T10:36:33","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T17:36:33","slug":"dtf-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367812","title":{"rendered":"DTF."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dtf-chat-bday.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Contrary to popular belief, our group chat name &#8216;DTF&#8217; stands for <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/q6EQifg1QSUHFFdu6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8216;Din Tai Fung&#8217;<\/a> (the dim sum resto), not &#8216;Down to Fuck&#8217; \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>I met the girls for lunch at Din Tai Fung in La Jolla to celebrate Jessie&#8217;s birthday over cocktails, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.allrecipesecret.com\/din-tai-fung-cabbage-recipe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">cabbage<\/a> LOL, and chisme.<\/p>\n<p>Topics of conversation:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Who I&#8217;m (not) fucking<\/li>\n<li>Things we&#8217;ve been influenced to buy on Instagram (90% of everything I own)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/eat-the-booty-like-groceries\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eating ass<\/a> (this came up multiple times LOL)<\/li>\n<li>Unappreciative husbands (I had nothing to contribute to this convo)<\/li>\n<li>Fraud investigations (my sister&#8217;s the head of internal audit at her work and she has seen some shady shit)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Love you, BB &#8211; Also contrary to popular belief, I don&#8217;t call Jessie &#8216;BB&#8217; for &#8216;baby&#8217; (although she is the baby of our group), I call her &#8216;BB&#8217; bc she&#8217;s loved <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Monster_cereals\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Boo Berry cereal<\/a> since we were kids \ud83d\udc7b<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contrary to popular belief, our group chat name &#8216;DTF&#8217; stands for &#8216;Din Tai Fung&#8217; (the dim sum resto), not &#8216;Down to Fuck&#8217; \ud83d\ude05 I met the girls for lunch at Din Tai Fung in La Jolla to celebrate Jessie&#8217;s birthday over cocktails, cabbage LOL, and chisme. Topics of conversation: Who I&#8217;m (not) fucking Things we&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367812"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367842,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367812\/revisions\/367842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}