{"id":37652,"date":"2023-10-05T00:49:44","date_gmt":"2023-10-05T07:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37652"},"modified":"2023-10-08T10:27:36","modified_gmt":"2023-10-08T17:27:36","slug":"raggedy-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37652","title":{"rendered":"Raggedy Ho."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;starbucks-apple-croissant.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/starbucks-apple-croissant.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/starbucks-apple-croissant.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/starbucks-apple-croissant.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"starbucks-apple-croissant.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2023-10-05T00:49:44-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/starbucks-apple-croissant.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/starbucks-apple-croissant.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I used to go to the <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/jfR3JP4kfbuso9nL9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Popeye&#8217;s<\/a> near my apartment, and I didn&#8217;t think I went there too frequently (maybe once or twice a month), but I&#8217;d always order the same thing\u2014a popcorn shrimp combo. One day, I was standing in line minding my own business, and the dude who always helps me sees me standing there and shouts over the people ahead of me, &#8220;Popcorn shrimp combo???&#8221; Embarrassing! \ud83d\ude33 Like, first of all, lower your voice, and second of all, yes, of course I\u2019d like a popcorn shrimp combo \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>I was getting my hair cut in Manhattan Beach, and the new receptionist and I were trying to figure out where we knew each other from, and she was like, &#8220;I used to work at Popeye&#8217;s! Is that where I&#8217;ve seen you???&#8221; I guess I went there more frequently than I thought \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>Another time, I ordered Thai from a nearby restaurant and went to pick it up at the wrong place. They were like, &#8220;Are you sure you ordered from here???&#8221; and I checked my online order again, and I was, in fact, at the wrong restaurant. I haven&#8217;t been back there since. I already can&#8217;t go to this other <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/9YmNwF1HzHph8Lkj9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Thai restaurant<\/a> near my apartment, because the last time I ate there, they tried to kill me \ud83d\ude05 My pad thai was extra spicy (I asked for 5\/10 heat and it was more like a gazillion\/10). I had to keep asking for more water during my meal and the waiters seemed to enjoy my pain.<\/p>\n<p>This is why I pay extra to doordash and do contactless delivery&#8230; partly so I can suffer in the comfort of my own home, but mostly because I don&#8217;t have to put a bra on to get my food \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>Good thing there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35402\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hella Starbucks<\/a> nearby because now I have to try this apple croissant.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to go to the Popeye&#8217;s near my apartment, and I didn&#8217;t think I went there too frequently (maybe once or twice a month), but I&#8217;d always order the same thing\u2014a popcorn shrimp combo. 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