{"id":4513,"date":"2010-06-06T23:39:47","date_gmt":"2010-06-07T06:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=4513"},"modified":"2021-07-13T06:21:39","modified_gmt":"2021-07-13T06:21:39","slug":"thanks-for-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=4513","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for coming."},"content":{"rendered":"

ngg_shortcode_0_placeholderI woke up today smelling like baby lotion and Caress body wash with leftover dollar bills in my bra and a sudden urge to go to church. Here are some of the awesome things that happened at Chel’s bachelorette party last night in no particular order (other than most to least favorite):<\/p>\n

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  1. Firefighter Tom from Alpine poured tequila down my shirt and did a body shot off my chest (among other things). Let it be known that I’m officially on the prowl for an east county white boy.<\/li>\n
  2. There was no shortage of penis-shaped food.<\/li>\n
  3. Preggo bartender Georja kept pumping out those test tube shots!<\/li>\n
  4. It was an 80s themed party and EVERYONE dressed up. Christine was my fave and looked just like my mom did in the 80s with her acid wash jean jacket and hairsprayed bangs.<\/li>\n
  5. The porno playing on TV throughout the whole night made it into the background of most of my photos.<\/li>\n
  6. I spent over $150 at the passion party. I don’t even spend that much on groceries! At least some of the products I bought were edible.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    A lot of other things happened that I can\u2019t mention\u2014which is saying a lot considering I told you about that stripper licking tequila off my chest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I woke up today smelling like baby lotion and Caress body wash with leftover dollar bills in my bra and a sudden urge to go to church. Here are some of the awesome things that happened at Chel’s bachelorette party last night in no particular order (other than most to least favorite): Firefighter Tom from […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,252],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists","category-weddings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4513"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33448,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4513\/revisions\/33448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}