{"id":5794,"date":"2010-07-24T00:01:29","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T07:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=5794"},"modified":"2010-07-24T00:01:29","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T07:01:29","slug":"dirty-thirty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=5794","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Thirty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[showtime width=435 height=326 transition=fade rotationtime=2 transitiontime=1 transitionease=none autoplay=on fullscreen=off scale=noscale showcontrols=on showtext=off showalt=on shuffle=off bgcolor=#FFFFFF]<\/p>\n<p>Things I love about Jay:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>He was the first boy who asked me to a high school dance via AOL circa 1998 (there are so many things wrong with this sentence).<\/li>\n<li>He dresses up as a girl every Halloween.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s more proud than embarrassed about the night that he sharted in public.<\/li>\n<li>He knows all the lyrics to Debarge&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cAQSZhazYk8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Rhythm of the Night<\/a>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Even though I&#8217;m horrible at returning his phone calls, he still considers me one of his dearest friends and treats me like one, too.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Happy birthday, love. See you tonight for your aptly titled &#8220;Dirty, Flirty, Hurt Me 30&#8221; party!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[showtime width=435 height=326 transition=fade rotationtime=2 transitiontime=1 transitionease=none autoplay=on fullscreen=off scale=noscale showcontrols=on showtext=off showalt=on shuffle=off bgcolor=#FFFFFF] Things I love about Jay: He was the first boy who asked me to a high school dance via AOL circa 1998 (there are so many things wrong with this sentence). He dresses up as a girl every Halloween. He&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,201,220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-friends","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}