{"id":7791,"date":"2010-12-26T11:43:01","date_gmt":"2010-12-26T18:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=7791"},"modified":"2010-12-26T11:43:01","modified_gmt":"2010-12-26T18:43:01","slug":"sorry-youre-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=7791","title":{"rendered":"Food and liquor."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sorry-youre-ugly-xmas.jpg\" alt=\"sorry you're ugly christmas card\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Should I consider it a warning sign that all the presents I got for Christmas revolve around food and liquor?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tickets to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecookingguy.com\/samlive\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sam the Cooking Guy Live!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coxpromotions.com\/sam_dvd\/Sams_Video_Store\/home.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sam the Cooking Guy: Season 2 DVD<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Anthropologie gift card for a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anthropologie.com\/anthro\/catalog\/category.jsp?_DARGS=\/anthro\/catalog\/common\/highlited_itemcount.jsp_A&#038;_DAV=true&#038;_dynSessConf=5357507821479346996&#038;viewAllOnOnePage=yes&#038;itemCount=-1&#038;pushId=HOME-KITCHEN&#038;selectedProductSize=&#038;startValue=1&#038;id=HOME-KITCHEN-APRONS&#038;selectedProductColor=&#038;defaultSort=&#038;navCount=50&#038;sortView=&#038;templateType=D&#038;navAction=middle&#038;displayNumber=8&#038;selectedProductSize1=&#038;sortby=&#038;prepushId=&#038;popId=HOME\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kitchen Apron<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/store.calphalon.com\/department\/individual-bakeware\/102-1916-1982-1957\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Calphalon Classic Nonstick Bakeware<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0470287446\/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=486539851&amp;pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&amp;pf_rd_t=201&amp;pf_rd_i=B0015GW6OQ&amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_r=0YQ737A0N32RKJ4DBWEK\">Pillsbury Fast &amp; Healthy Cookbook<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Moscato Wine<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/054724181X?tag=hellocupcakeb-20&amp;camp=14573&amp;creative=327641&amp;linkCode=as1&amp;creativeASIN=054724181X&amp;adid=1DB8JDYFR4ZWMCYMYZF0&amp;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">What&#8217;s New, Cupcake? Cookbook<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bedbathandbeyond.com\/product.asp?SKU=16926884\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Big Top Cupcake Silicone Bakeware<\/a>  <\/li>\n<li>Cocktail Stirrers, Drink Charms, Deluxe Straws &#038; Cocktail Jigger<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You guys know me so well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}