{"id":8182,"date":"2011-01-19T02:38:18","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T09:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8182"},"modified":"2011-01-19T02:38:18","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T09:38:18","slug":"lighter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8182","title":{"rendered":"Lighter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend, Arlene, has given birth to four kids (including twins!) in the past decade, but you&#8217;d never be able to tell by looking at her. When she offered to whip my ass into shape this past weekend, I was at my ex&#8217;s sister&#8217;s wedding, surrounded by my ex&#8217;s entire family, and taking advantage of the open bar. And maybe the mini donut vendor, too. Clearly, I was at my most vulnerable when I agreed to let her train me!<\/p>\n<p>We had our first boot camp session last night, and I feel lighter already. But that might be because I threw up during our workout. Three times.<\/p>\n<p>Bitch doesn&#8217;t fuck around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend, Arlene, has given birth to four kids (including twins!) in the past decade, but you&#8217;d never be able to tell by looking at her. When she offered to whip my ass into shape this past weekend, I was at my ex&#8217;s sister&#8217;s wedding, surrounded by my ex&#8217;s entire family, and taking advantage of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[192,199],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercise","category-fml"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}