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\"michael<\/p>\n

On our way to brunch today, my sister\u2019s husband was like, \u201cWhy do you look like our rebellious teenage daughter?\u201d I was wearing my Michael Myers shirt and carrying my medication in a ziploc bag because it didn\u2019t fit in my tiny ass purse. The lip ring and the fact that I was fresh-faced out of the shower with no makeup on probably didn\u2019t help. A few years ago, I flew with them, and the person at the airport counter thought I was their daughter. They were so offended LOL. I was like, \u201cIt\u2019s probably because I look so young, not because you look so old.\u201d \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On our way to brunch today, my sister\u2019s husband was like, \u201cWhy do you look like our rebellious teenage daughter?\u201d I was wearing my Michael Myers shirt and carrying my medication in a ziploc bag because it didn\u2019t fit in my tiny ass purse. The lip ring and the fact that I was fresh-faced out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[225],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83548"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83550,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83548\/revisions\/83550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}