{"id":8407,"date":"2011-02-12T14:18:13","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T21:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8407"},"modified":"2011-02-12T14:18:13","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T21:18:13","slug":"paper-snow-a-ghost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8407","title":{"rendered":"Paper. Snow. A Ghost!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"friends<\/p>\n

When I came into work on Friday, they told all the employees we were going to have a mandatory meeting at noon. Jesse and I went crazy trying to figure out what sparked this unexpected meeting—Were they laying people off? Did they find out that Jesse drank that unclaimed Red Bull in the fridge? Are my yoga pants too casual for Casual Friday???<\/p>\n

Four hours later, I found out that my stomach fell out of my butt for nothing. They surprised us with a 30-minute break from work to play Taboo<\/a>: Marketing vs. Customer Service!<\/p>\n

Krystal:<\/strong> It’s something you might eat for breakfast
\nMe:<\/strong> Pancakes. French toast. Eggs. A biscuit!
\nKrystal:<\/strong> It’s fluffier.
\nMe:<\/strong> What’s fluffier than a biscuit???<\/p>\n

We won (even though I couldn’t think of anything fluffier than a biscuit), so the customer service department has to make us coffee every day next week! <\/p>\n

My annual review was amazeballs, my boss ordered me a 27″ cinema display to show her appreciation, and our marketing team smoked customer service in Taboo. Work was def good to me this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I came into work on Friday, they told all the employees we were going to have a mandatory meeting at noon. Jesse and I went crazy trying to figure out what sparked this unexpected meeting—Were they laying people off? Did they find out that Jesse drank that unclaimed Red Bull in the fridge? Are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237,249,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","category-tv","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}