{"id":8508,"date":"2011-02-16T17:50:16","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T00:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8508"},"modified":"2011-02-16T17:50:16","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T00:50:16","slug":"27-inches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8508","title":{"rendered":"27 Inches."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got my sexy new monitor at work today:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newmonitor.jpg\" alt=\"new monitor\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jesse:<\/strong> all the girls were gushing when belle &#038; jen got their flowers &#038; balloons &#038; shit<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> oh for fuck&#8217;s sake&#8230; good thing i was off on monday<br \/>\n<strong>Jesse:<\/strong>  it was pretty barftastic&#8230; not that we&#8217;re bitter or anything<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> pfffft. who needs a man when i have 27&#8243; right here in my face?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got my sexy new monitor at work today: Jesse: all the girls were gushing when belle &#038; jen got their flowers &#038; balloons &#038; shit Me: oh for fuck&#8217;s sake&#8230; good thing i was off on monday Jesse: it was pretty barftastic&#8230; not that we&#8217;re bitter or anything Me: pfffft. who needs a man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}