{"id":8778,"date":"2011-03-13T21:06:36","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T04:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8778"},"modified":"2011-03-13T21:06:36","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T04:06:36","slug":"routine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8778","title":{"rendered":"Routine."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/starbuckscupcakes.jpg\" alt=\"starbucks cupcakes\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Starbucks&#8230; you and your complimentary mini cupcakes can&#8217;t break me. I&#8217;ll stick to my zero calorie iced green tea with two splendas, thank you very much.<\/p>\n<p>Between going to the gym at an ungodly hour, working 9-5, and circuit training with Arlene after work, I barely have enough time and energy to take a shower and do some light internet stalking before I cry myself to sleep at night out of hunger.<\/p>\n<p>This pretty much sums up the next seven weeks of my life. FML.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Starbucks&#8230; you and your complimentary mini cupcakes can&#8217;t break me. I&#8217;ll stick to my zero calorie iced green tea with two splendas, thank you very much. Between going to the gym at an ungodly hour, working 9-5, and circuit training with Arlene after work, I barely have enough time and energy to take a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,192,199],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diet","category-exercise","category-fml"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}