{"id":8805,"date":"2014-02-13T12:52:39","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T20:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8805"},"modified":"2014-02-13T12:52:39","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T20:52:39","slug":"random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8805","title":{"rendered":"Random."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/glee-sexy-gwyneth-random.jpg\" alt=\"glee - gwyneth sexy everybody's got a random\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One of my randoms who I haven&#8217;t seen or responded to in five years hit me up late last night. Who does that??? Please just forget about me, just like you seem to have forgotten that you have a girlfriend and babies at home. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so sick of these fucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my randoms who I haven&#8217;t seen or responded to in five years hit me up late last night. Who does that??? Please just forget about me, just like you seem to have forgotten that you have a girlfriend and babies at home. I&#8217;m so sick of these fucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237,239,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","category-relationships","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}