{"id":981,"date":"2009-12-25T00:45:27","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T07:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=981"},"modified":"2009-12-25T00:45:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T07:45:27","slug":"dont-be-a-jerk-its-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=981","title":{"rendered":"Don’t be a jerk! It’s Christmas."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"spongebob<\/p>\n

SpongeBob SquarePants – “Don’t be a Jerk (It’s Christmas)”
\n[audio:http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/spongebobxmas.mp3]<\/p>\n

Don’t be a jerk, it’s Christmas!
\nWhen others are talking, never interrupt
\nDon’t put people down or leave the toilet seat up
\nIt’s the time for family and holly and turkey
\n‘Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SpongeBob SquarePants – “Don’t be a Jerk (It’s Christmas)” [audio:http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/spongebobxmas.mp3] Don’t be a jerk, it’s Christmas! When others are talking, never interrupt Don’t put people down or leave the toilet seat up It’s the time for family and holly and turkey ‘Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211,227,237],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-music","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}