{"id":10023,"date":"2011-07-07T23:54:38","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T06:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10023"},"modified":"2011-07-07T23:54:38","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T06:54:38","slug":"chanandler-bong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10023","title":{"rendered":"Chanandler Bong."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"paul<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
9:06 AM<\/font><\/td>\nJesse: <\/strong>that rape van has been parked outside for like two weeks<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nme: <\/strong>is there someone inside who needs our help?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nlike in running scared… wait you’ve seen that right<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
9:07 AM<\/font><\/td>\nJesse:<\/strong> mmm i dont remember that part<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nme:<\/strong> were you distracted by paul walker’s piercing blue eyes?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\ni’m sure that was it<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nJesse:<\/strong> you know i must have been<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nspeaking of which<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
9:08 AM<\/font><\/td>\ni rewatched casino royale and quantum of solace with daniel craig<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\ndude his eyes are like the color of windex<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nme:<\/strong> omg there’s this movie i want to see<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nwith the transponder and clive owen <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
9:09 AM<\/font><\/td>\nJesse:<\/strong> you mean the transporter? jason statham?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nme:<\/strong> wait wait wait<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nare you talking about daniel craig’s eyes right now lolol<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nyou know i was gonna say transporter, and then i was like no, it’s transponder… is that even a word<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Yes, I got Jason Statham<\/a> confused with Chandler Bing<\/a>. And yes, this pretty much sums up what the rest of my day at work looked like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

9:06 AM Jesse: that rape van has been parked outside for like two weeks   me: is there someone inside who needs our help?   like in running scared… wait you’ve seen that right 9:07 AM Jesse: mmm i dont remember that part   me: were you distracted by paul walker’s piercing blue eyes?   […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,193,233,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-eye-candy","category-paul-walker","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}