{"id":10712,"date":"2011-08-31T23:48:40","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T06:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10712"},"modified":"2011-08-31T23:48:40","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T06:48:40","slug":"home-is-where-the-pants-arent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10712","title":{"rendered":"Home is where the pants aren&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/73194772\/pants-are-overrated-8x10-typography-art?ref=sc_1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pantsareoverrated.jpg\" alt=\"pants are overrated\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/raepinky.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chel<\/a> sent me this photo and said it made her think of me \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>If you ever come over unexpectedly, there&#8217;s a good chance I won&#8217;t have any pants on. Just kidding. (Even if I was expecting you, I still wouldn&#8217;t have any pants on.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chel sent me this photo and said it made her think of me \ud83d\ude42 If you ever come over unexpectedly, there&#8217;s a good chance I won&#8217;t have any pants on. Just kidding. (Even if I was expecting you, I still wouldn&#8217;t have any pants on.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[189,223],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design","category-mayanisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}