{"id":10738,"date":"2011-09-04T11:10:39","date_gmt":"2011-09-04T18:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10738"},"modified":"2011-09-04T11:10:39","modified_gmt":"2011-09-04T18:10:39","slug":"and-this-is-why-we-wear-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10738","title":{"rendered":"And this is why we wear pants\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/icecreamcookiesandwich.jpg\" alt=\"homemade ice cream cookie sandwich\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pammie came down this weekend, so I had a lazy Saturday with her watching movies and making homemade ice cream sandwiches.<\/p>\n<p>I was eating a cookie fresh out of the oven when a scorching chocolate chip fell out of it and burned my bare thigh! Pammie&#8217;s response? &#8220;And this is why we wear pants&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Boo whore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pammie came down this weekend, so I had a lazy Saturday with her watching movies and making homemade ice cream sandwiches. I was eating a cookie fresh out of the oven when a scorching chocolate chip fell out of it and burned my bare thigh! Pammie&#8217;s response? &#8220;And this is why we wear pants&#8230;&#8221; Boo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}