{"id":10789,"date":"2011-09-06T22:17:09","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T05:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10789"},"modified":"2011-09-06T22:17:09","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T05:17:09","slug":"heat-wave-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10789","title":{"rendered":"Heat wave."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/odometer.jpg\" alt=\"odometer\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">2:09 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Jesse: <\/strong>what the hell is this weather<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me: <\/strong>someone turned the a\/c off again!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">2:10 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Jesse:<\/strong> heads will roll<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><strong>me:<\/strong> that shit should always be on<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><strong>Jesse:<\/strong> seriously<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>beezies can always put on a jacket<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">2:11 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td>we can&#8217;t strip down<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>not w\/o being paid anyways<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Shit is about to get real up in here. I&#8217;m either going to cut a bitch or take my pants off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2:09 PM Jesse: what the hell is this weather &nbsp; me: someone turned the a\/c off again! 2:10 PM Jesse: heads will roll &nbsp; me: that shit should always be on &nbsp; Jesse: seriously &nbsp; beezies can always put on a jacket 2:11 PM we can&#8217;t strip down &nbsp; not w\/o being paid anyways Shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,240,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-san-diego","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}