{"id":11038,"date":"2011-09-25T23:08:32","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T06:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=11038"},"modified":"2011-09-25T23:08:32","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T06:08:32","slug":"bad-omen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=11038","title":{"rendered":"Bad Omen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jtspubandgrill.jpg\" alt=\"jt's pub and grill drink tokens\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, Antonio invited us to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/jts-pub-and-grill-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">JT&#8217;s<\/a> for karaoke night.<\/p>\n<p>#1 I&#8217;m not that kind of Asian and #2 I only go to JT&#8217;s for happy hour after (and sometimes during) a shitty day at work! We decided to go anyway, and I actually ended up having a pretty good time. But when I tried to close my tab, they couldn&#8217;t find my credit card. Instead, they found a receipt with my name on it and a signature that wasn&#8217;t mine! The bartender apologized for giving someone else my card and gave me two free drink tokens for the mishap. Yeah, just because I occasionally drink my lunch there doesn&#8217;t mean that two free drink tokens makes up for losing my card&#8230; especially since the person they gave my card to used it to pay for their food at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/taco-fiesta-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Taco Fiesta<\/a> afterward! FML.<\/p>\n<p>I knew it was a bad omen when we saw that trashy girl at the bar with the dead black front tooth!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, Antonio invited us to JT&#8217;s for karaoke night. #1 I&#8217;m not that kind of Asian and #2 I only go to JT&#8217;s for happy hour after (and sometimes during) a shitty day at work! We decided to go anyway, and I actually ended up having a pretty good time. But when I tried to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[199],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fml"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}