{"id":11250,"date":"2011-10-08T17:40:12","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T00:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=11250"},"modified":"2011-10-08T17:40:12","modified_gmt":"2011-10-09T00:40:12","slug":"fingers-crossed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=11250","title":{"rendered":"Fingers crossed."},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">1:01 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Shirley: <\/strong>I have a phone interview in the morning =)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">1:03 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me: <\/strong>yay! i&#8217;ll keep my fingers crossed for you<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>and my legs!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><strong>Shirley:<\/strong> we all know how hard it is for you to keep your legs crossed =)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><strong>me:<\/strong> ok maybe not my legs<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">1:05 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td>boo whore<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1:01 PM Shirley: I have a phone interview in the morning =) 1:03 PM me: yay! i&#8217;ll keep my fingers crossed for you &nbsp; and my legs! &nbsp; Shirley: we all know how hard it is for you to keep your legs crossed =) &nbsp; me: ok maybe not my legs 1:05 PM boo whore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}