{"id":112881,"date":"2024-01-24T12:04:45","date_gmt":"2024-01-24T20:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=112881"},"modified":"2024-01-24T22:48:27","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T06:48:27","slug":"covid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=112881","title":{"rendered":"Touch\u00e9."},"content":{"rendered":"

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My friend tested positive for Covid, and she thinks she got it from a meeting she had to attend at UCSD in person last week. My sister had to go into the office today for a meeting with executives that are flying in from all over the country! Her boss has a cold and is knowingly going in sick for that meeting and also a team building event at an escape room LOL. Like, what’s more important than your health??? Certainly not your job! Luckily, my boss is a germophobe, and I haven’t had to go in the office since 2020.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve somehow managed to dodge Covid for 4 years, even though I’ve been exposed<\/a> a couple times. Should I add that to my Tinder bio? “Never gotten Covid. Never seen a Star Wars<\/em> movie<\/a>.” Just kidding (I’m not on Tinder).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anytime I say I’ve never had Covid, my sister (who got Covid on vacation in Hawaii despite masking up and sanitizing everything all the time) likes to remind me that I had two strokes last year. Touch\u00e9, bitch. Tou-fucking-ch\u00e9 \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My friend tested positive for Covid, and she thinks she got it from a meeting she had to attend at UCSD in person last week. My sister had to go into the office today for a meeting with executives that are flying in from all over the country! Her boss has a cold and is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,186,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-coronavirus","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112881"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112915,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112881\/revisions\/112915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}