{"id":1131,"date":"2009-12-31T17:29:03","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T00:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=1131"},"modified":"2009-12-31T17:29:03","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T00:29:03","slug":"if-these-walls-could-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=1131","title":{"rendered":"If these walls could talk."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It took six friends and five days to put one year into twelve boxes and fourteen trash bags. Thanks a heap to Pammie, Shi, Flex, Errol, Jay, Frank and Will for helping me move in the rain! Rest in peace, my beautiful bookcase. I&#8217;m sorry you were damaged beyond repair when we tried to squeeze you into my freakishly small storage space.<\/p>\n<p>NOTE TO SELF: Pizza and beer AFTER my friends move my things next time. And not during the Holiday Bowl. And not on the one day it rains. And maybe invest in some furniture pads. &#8220;Protection? She don&#8217;t know nothin&#8217; about that!&#8221; Haha. Boo whore.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/movingboxes.jpg\" alt=\"moving boxes\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A lot of shit went down in this place. Attention must be paid.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211; Sex and the City: The Movie<\/div>\n<p>Oh, I <em>paid<\/em> \ud83d\ude09 As Shi said, if these walls could talk, we&#8217;d pay good money to shut them up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It took six friends and five days to put one year into twelve boxes and fourteen trash bags. Thanks a heap to Pammie, Shi, Flex, Errol, Jay, Frank and Will for helping me move in the rain! Rest in peace, my beautiful bookcase. I&#8217;m sorry you were damaged beyond repair when we tried to squeeze [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[226],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}