{"id":11818,"date":"2011-11-17T04:46:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T11:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=11818"},"modified":"2011-11-17T04:46:12","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T11:46:12","slug":"party-of-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=11818","title":{"rendered":"Party of one."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hellyeahhappyendings.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/happyendings-togofood.jpg\" alt=\"happy endings - alex to-go food\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s this Chinese hole-in-the-wall that I order food from whenever I&#8217;m feeling shitty (so like&#8230; every Wednesday), and they used to give me four sets of plastic silverware, because I clearly ordered enough food to share with three other people.<\/p>\n<p>And then there was a period of about a week where I ordered takeout from them like three or four days in a row, and they started giving me just one set of utensils for all that food plus extra fortune cookies (to feed my pain, I&#8217;m sure). Actually, this was last week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this Chinese hole-in-the-wall that I order food from whenever I&#8217;m feeling shitty (so like&#8230; every Wednesday), and they used to give me four sets of plastic silverware, because I clearly ordered enough food to share with three other people. And then there was a period of about a week where I ordered takeout from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,237,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-quotes","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}