{"id":12084,"date":"2011-12-19T12:48:24","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T19:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=12084"},"modified":"2011-12-19T12:48:24","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T19:48:24","slug":"wishlist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=12084","title":{"rendered":"Wishlist."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/moviepeg-iphone-stand.jpg\" alt=\"moviepeg-iphone-stand\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was sitting in Grantville Park on my lunch break with my rolled tacos in one hand and my iPhone in the other wondering how the hell I was supposed to eat my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/taco-fiesta-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Taco Fiesta<\/a> AND watch episodes of <a href=\"http:\/\/abc.go.com\/shows\/happy-endings\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Happy Endings<\/a> at the same time (and in case you were wondering&#8230; yes, my wallet&#8217;s too small for my fifties and yes, my diamond shoes are too tight).<\/p>\n<p>My friends and I are doing another Elfster gift exchange this year, so I&#8217;ve added an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/MoviePeg-iPhone-Beep-Industries-Grey\/dp\/B004HYNX2W\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">iPhone Moviepeg<\/a> to my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elfster.com\/profile\/view\/4371253\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wishlist<\/a>. The list is really more of a loose guideline. Like if you were to get me a KitchenAid Stand Mixer in <em>Imperial<\/em> Black even though I clearly wished for <em>Onyx<\/em> Black, I would still accept it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in Grantville Park on my lunch break with my rolled tacos in one hand and my iPhone in the other wondering how the hell I was supposed to eat my Taco Fiesta AND watch episodes of Happy Endings at the same time (and in case you were wondering&#8230; yes, my wallet&#8217;s too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[255],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wish-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}