{"id":12466,"date":"2012-01-15T23:48:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T06:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=12466"},"modified":"2012-01-15T23:48:51","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T06:48:51","slug":"welcome-to-your-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=12466","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to your nightmare."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dirtythirty.jpg\" alt=\"dirty 30\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Since I didn&#8217;t instantly turn into a little old troll under a cave when the clock struck midnight on my 30th birthday, I abandoned my original plan to hide under my bed all weekend and celebrated instead:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pink champagne to toast my dirtieth at work, courtesy of my boss<\/li>\n<li>Pammie&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/CMYK_color_model\">CMYK<\/a> balloons made my little design nerd heart race<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/european-cake-gallery-san-diego\">European Cake Gallery<\/a> cake with a message from Gloria from <em>Modern Family<\/em>! Ha. It was just as good as <a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/179651472605289592\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">last year&#8217;s message<\/a> from the cast of <em>Saved by the Bell<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Pizza and beer at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/blind-lady-ale-house-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Blind Lady Ale House<\/a> to celebrate Anthony&#8217;s, Christine&#8217;s, and my birthday week! The only sausage I had that night was the chorizo on my artisan pizza, Shirley May =P<\/li>\n<li>Moscow mules at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/el-camino-san-diego-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">El Camino<\/a> and a Seau sighting at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/lucha-libre-gourmet-taco-shop-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lucha Libre<\/a> with Christine, Pammie and Jessie<\/li>\n<li>I made a wish on my creme brulee and practiced my indoor voice at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/donovans-steak-and-chop-house-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Donovan&#8217;s<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sandiegorestaurantweek.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Restaurant Week<\/a> with Pammie, Chel and Shi.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I made it through my 30th birthday relatively unscathed with a little help from my friends and a lot of liquor \ud83d\ude09 Thanks for a great weekend, loves &hearts;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I didn&#8217;t instantly turn into a little old troll under a cave when the clock struck midnight on my 30th birthday, I abandoned my original plan to hide under my bed all weekend and celebrated instead: Pink champagne to toast my dirtieth at work, courtesy of my boss Pammie&#8217;s CMYK balloons made my little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,200,220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-food-and-drink","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}