{"id":12805,"date":"2012-02-14T01:00:26","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T08:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=12805"},"modified":"2012-02-14T01:00:26","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T08:00:26","slug":"happy-v-day-playah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=12805","title":{"rendered":"Happy V-Day, Playa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"251\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Xm0tJFS7DTs?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>SCHMIDT:<\/strong> Every time you have sex with the same person, Jess, you die&#8230; just a little bit. It&#8217;s like a copy of a copy.<br \/>\n<strong>JESS:<\/strong> Lucky us, we get to go out looking for some straaange. Happy V-day, playa!<br \/>\n<strong>SCHMIDT:<\/strong> Holla!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCHMIDT: Every time you have sex with the same person, Jess, you die&#8230; just a little bit. It&#8217;s like a copy of a copy. JESS: Lucky us, we get to go out looking for some straaange. Happy V-day, playa! SCHMIDT: Holla!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237,249,251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","category-tv","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}