{"id":13324,"date":"2012-04-08T11:53:56","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T18:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=13324"},"modified":"2023-09-03T19:53:20","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T02:53:20","slug":"resurrection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=13324","title":{"rendered":"Resurrection Sunday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted to have red puffy paint blood dripping from the easter eggs, but I thought the <a href=\"https:\/\/technabob.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/12\/chocolate-zombie-bunny\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bloody zombie bunny<\/a> was morbid enough for my favorite 8-year-old. Maybe next year.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/zombieeasterbasket.jpg\" alt=\"zombie easter basket\"><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Christ promised a resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something different in mind.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211; Hershel, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amctv.com\/shows\/the-walking-dead\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Walking Dead<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted to have red puffy paint blood dripping from the easter eggs, but I thought the bloody zombie bunny was morbid enough for my favorite 8-year-old. Maybe next year. Christ promised a resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something different in mind. &#8211; Hershel, The Walking Dead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211,269,237,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-morbid","category-quotes","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13324"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37035,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13324\/revisions\/37035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}