{"id":135678,"date":"2024-03-01T14:55:27","date_gmt":"2024-03-01T22:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=135678"},"modified":"2024-03-04T15:08:07","modified_gmt":"2024-03-04T23:08:07","slug":"common-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=135678","title":{"rendered":"Common Theory."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiego.eater.com\/2024\/2\/27\/24084598\/common-theory-restaurant-bar-beer-new-opening-mix-at-millenia-otay-ranch-chula-vista-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/commontheory-otayranch.jpg\" alt=\"common theory\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<p>They&#8217;re opening a <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/iszZBbmbpxJBMePw7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Common Theory<\/a> within walking distance to my sister&#8217;s house. I was wondering what they were gonna put in this space, because we saw them wheeling in commercial stainless steel tanks one day on our walk. It&#8217;s right next to David&#8217;s condo (David is this asshole dog that barks at me whenever I walk by his balcony. IDK his real name, but I call him &#8220;David&#8221; after <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/nikki-kuhnhausen-murder-transgender-teen-david-bogdanov-sentenced\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">David Bogdanov<\/a>, a convicted murderer I watched a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailycrime.com\/murder-of-nikki-kuhnhausen-by-david-bogdanov-examined-on-48-hours-on-id\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">docu of on ID<\/a> who fled to Ukraine after he killed someone (the dog&#8217;s pawrents had a Ukrainian flag on their balcony LOL). Anyway, now I can get my steps in before drinking my weight in beer \ud83c\udf7b<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/oksana.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Update: <\/strong>My sister walked by Common Theory to see if it was open and David was on his balcony wearing a pink ass collar. He might be a she! My whole life is a lie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re opening a Common Theory within walking distance to my sister&#8217;s house. I was wondering what they were gonna put in this space, because we saw them wheeling in commercial stainless steel tanks one day on our walk. It&#8217;s right next to David&#8217;s condo (David is this asshole dog that barks at me whenever I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135678"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136275,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135678\/revisions\/136275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}