{"id":13698,"date":"2012-04-13T10:51:01","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T17:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=13698"},"modified":"2012-04-13T10:51:01","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T17:51:01","slug":"unacceptable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=13698","title":{"rendered":"Unacceptable."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/179651472605757369\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/someecard-publiclyunacceptable.gif\" alt=\"someecard publicly unacceptable work\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;although it&#8217;s questionable how publicly acceptable I look when I&#8217;m not at home!<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, while I&#8217;m at work gchatting with my friends (which is frequently\u2014unless my boss is reading this, in which case it\u2019s occasionally and only on nights and weekends), they&#8217;re at home wearing mascara while I&#8217;m out in public without a stitch of makeup on.<\/p>\n<p>God forbid I run into the love of my life at Starbucks while wearing my yoga pants that, if we&#8217;re being honest, have never been worn to yoga.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;although it&#8217;s questionable how publicly acceptable I look when I&#8217;m not at home! Apparently, while I&#8217;m at work gchatting with my friends (which is frequently\u2014unless my boss is reading this, in which case it\u2019s occasionally and only on nights and weekends), they&#8217;re at home wearing mascara while I&#8217;m out in public without a stitch of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}