{"id":1381,"date":"2010-01-10T22:10:43","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T05:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=1381"},"modified":"2010-01-10T22:10:43","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T05:10:43","slug":"you-go-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=1381","title":{"rendered":"You go, girls."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Anthony:<\/strong> So I was talking to this guy I know who went to your high school&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>mayanrocks:<\/strong> What&#8217;s his name?<br \/>\n<strong>Anthony:<\/strong> He&#8217;s just some Mexican guy. Anyway, I asked him if he knew you and he said no, so I asked him if he knew Pam and he said that he did. I told him that you were Pam&#8217;s sister and he said, &quot;Wait&#8230; Does Pam&#8217;s sister have really big boobs?&quot;<br \/>\n<strong>mayanrocks:<\/strong> Seriously WTF! Who is he?<br \/>\n<strong>Anthony:<\/strong> You don&#8217;t need to know his name. Just know that you have really big boobs.<\/p>\n<p>Because I didn&#8217;t know that before??? Thanks for nothing, Antho. I love that people don&#8217;t remember my name, but they remember my breasts. Eyes up, boys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anthony: So I was talking to this guy I know who went to your high school&#8230; mayanrocks: What&#8217;s his name? Anthony: He&#8217;s just some Mexican guy. Anyway, I asked him if he knew you and he said no, so I asked him if he knew Pam and he said that he did. I told him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}