{"id":138300,"date":"2024-03-07T12:47:35","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T20:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138300"},"modified":"2024-03-07T12:47:35","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T20:47:35","slug":"batteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138300","title":{"rendered":"Batteries."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/hella-batteries.jpg\" alt=\"hella batteries\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>IDK why my dad has so many batteries. When I need one, I just take it out of my smoke detector \ud83d\ude05 Considering <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?cat=285\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">I\u2019ve almost burned down my apartment<\/a>, I should probably take some of these batteries home&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IDK why my dad has so many batteries. When I need one, I just take it out of my smoke detector \ud83d\ude05 Considering I\u2019ve almost burned down my apartment, I should probably take some of these batteries home&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138300"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138306,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138300\/revisions\/138306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}