{"id":138318,"date":"2024-03-07T20:08:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T04:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138318"},"modified":"2024-03-07T20:11:24","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T04:11:24","slug":"smart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138318","title":{"rendered":"Smart."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pammie-chat-balloons.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>My sister is the smartest person I know, but I had to explain to her <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35670\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">what happened in Waco<\/a> and who Groucho Marx was (<em>not<\/em> Richard Marx&#8217;s brother LMAO).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister is the smartest person I know, but I had to explain to her what happened in Waco and who Groucho Marx was (not Richard Marx&#8217;s brother LMAO).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138318"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138321,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138318\/revisions\/138321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}