{"id":13969,"date":"2012-04-27T02:15:01","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T09:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=13969"},"modified":"2012-04-27T02:15:01","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T09:15:01","slug":"sandwiches-and-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=13969","title":{"rendered":"Sandwiches and Sex."},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"50%\" align=\"left\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newgirl-sandwichsex1.gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"149\" alt=\"new girl sandwiches and sex\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"50%\" align=\"right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newgirl-sandwichsex2.gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"149\" alt=\"new girl sandwiches and sex\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<blockquote><p>Sandwiches and sex? I want that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/new-girl\/bios\/jake-johnson\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Nick Miller<\/a> is my soulmate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sandwiches and sex? I want that. Nick Miller is my soulmate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}