{"id":1405,"date":"2010-01-11T21:54:49","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T04:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2010-01-11T21:54:49","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T04:54:49","slug":"but-i-like-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=1405","title":{"rendered":"But I like ice cream."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Man, I was thinking about unrequited love. I figure it\u2019s best to just walk that shit off. Find someone else to be excited about. It\u2019s like if you love ice cream but your ice cream man friend won\u2019t give you any. Maybe he\u2019s got a good reason. It cuts into profits. Who knows? But he likes you as a friend and wants to hang out anyway. It drives you crazy to hang out with that dude, even if he\u2019s being reasonable from his point of view. So don\u2019t hang out with him. What, you ONLY like ice cream? It\u2019s ice cream or nothing? Don\u2019t be an asshole. Learn to love donuts.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211; Joey Comeau<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, I was thinking about unrequited love. I figure it\u2019s best to just walk that shit off. Find someone else to be excited about. It\u2019s like if you love ice cream but your ice cream man friend won\u2019t give you any. Maybe he\u2019s got a good reason. It cuts into profits. Who knows? But he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[222,237,239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love","category-quotes","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}