{"id":14152,"date":"2012-05-15T11:16:19","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T18:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=14152"},"modified":"2012-05-15T11:16:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T18:16:19","slug":"cleanse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=14152","title":{"rendered":"Cleanse."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/hellyeahhappyendings.tumblr.com\/post\/22016378929\/so-i-know-everybody-is-wondering-why-im-not\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/happyendings-cleanse1.gif\" alt=\"happy endings penny hartz cleanse suicide\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/hellyeahhappyendings.tumblr.com\/post\/22016378929\/so-i-know-everybody-is-wondering-why-im-not\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/happyendings-cleanse2.gif\" alt=\"happy endings penny hartz cleanse suicide\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" height=\"3\" width=\"3\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hellyeahhappyendings.tumblr.com\/post\/22016378929\/so-i-know-everybody-is-wondering-why-im-not\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/happyendings-cleanse3.gif\" alt=\"happy endings penny hartz cleanse suicide\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I was roped into participating in an office juice cleanse. I wasn&#8217;t sure what to expect, and it kind of feels like the first day of school. Minus the fact that you get to eat solid foods that day. I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;re all going to hate each other by EOD.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was roped into participating in an office juice cleanse. I wasn&#8217;t sure what to expect, and it kind of feels like the first day of school. Minus the fact that you get to eat solid foods that day. I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;re all going to hate each other by EOD.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,237,249,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diet","category-quotes","category-tv","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}