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Most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it\u2019s good for me, it\u2019s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill, and it clamped down on my foot… that\u2019s it. I don\u2019t see what\u2019s so hard to believe about that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
When I woke up to the smell of bacon this morning, I was thrilled\u2014until I realized it was the smell of my thigh burning.<\/p>\n
I fell asleep with my laptop on my bed last night, and Macbook Pros are notorious<\/a> for running ridiculously hot. But since I’m a heavy sleeper who needs three alarms to wake up, I didn’t even flinch when the power adapter came in contact with my bare thigh and gave me a crazy second-degree burn! It’s pretty gnarly, and I can’t wear pants for the next week or so.<\/p>\n