{"id":14515,"date":"2012-06-13T23:47:31","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T06:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=14515"},"modified":"2012-06-13T23:47:31","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T06:47:31","slug":"preparation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=14515","title":{"rendered":"Preparation."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/redroomofpain-fiftyshades.gif\" alt=\"red room of pain christian grey fifty shades of grey someecards\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When Jesse told me that I didn&#8217;t have to if I didn&#8217;t want to, but if I did, I&#8217;d be sore in the morning, this was not how I expected to spend my evening! Ha.<\/p>\n<p>And so there I was at the gym with him after work today, in two sports bras and a ponytail with my glasses securely bobby-pinned to my head. Hard to resist, I know, but somehow he managed!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for working me out and not pretending you didn&#8217;t know me when I nearly broke the tricep dip machine! I meannn. I&#8217;ll try to be less embarrassing next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Jesse told me that I didn&#8217;t have to if I didn&#8217;t want to, but if I did, I&#8217;d be sore in the morning, this was not how I expected to spend my evening! Ha. And so there I was at the gym with him after work today, in two sports bras and a ponytail [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[192,196],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercise","category-fiftyshadesofgrey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}