{"id":148187,"date":"2024-04-10T15:05:16","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T22:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=148187"},"modified":"2024-04-10T15:05:16","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T22:05:16","slug":"retrograde-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=148187","title":{"rendered":"Retrograde."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mercury-retrograde-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"mercury was. in fucking retrograde shirt\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/girls_solstice.gif\" alt=\"what is going on? is it some kind of solstice? - marnie, girls hbo\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been in such a mood.<\/p>\n<p>I was like, &#8220;Do I need to reset my chakras? Is Mercury in fucking retrograde?&#8221; Because I like to blame everything but my own life choices for my absolutely sour mood \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>You guys,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.almanac.com\/content\/mercury-retrograde-dates\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mercury <em>is<\/em> in retrograde<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/schitts-creek-i-knew-it.gif\" alt=\"schitt's creek - i knew it - gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in such a mood. I was like, &#8220;Do I need to reset my chakras? Is Mercury in fucking retrograde?&#8221; Because I like to blame everything but my own life choices for my absolutely sour mood \ud83d\ude05 You guys,&nbsp;Mercury is in retrograde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148187"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":168201,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148187\/revisions\/168201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}