{"id":15184,"date":"2012-07-18T21:58:19","date_gmt":"2012-07-19T04:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=15184"},"modified":"2012-07-18T21:58:19","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T04:58:19","slug":"dont-tease-me-bro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=15184","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t tease me, bro."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevwilliamson\/status\/224270658018877440\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/iansomerhalder-latersbaby.jpg\" alt=\"ian somerhalder laters baby button comic con 2012 fifty shades of grey\" border=\"0\" height=\"326\" width=\"435\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevwilliamson\/status\/224270658018877440\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/kevwilliamson-twitter.jpg\" alt=\"ian somerhalder laters baby button comic con 2012 fifty shades of grey\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?cat=58\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Smolderhalder<\/a> and one of the free <em>Fifty Shades<\/em> pins they were giving out at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comic-con.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Comic Con<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>The net worth of that pin just went up. A lot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smolderhalder and one of the free Fifty Shades pins they were giving out at Comic Con! The net worth of that pin just went up. A lot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,196,242],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy","category-fiftyshadesofgrey","category-smolderhalder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}