{"id":153024,"date":"2024-03-27T11:36:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-27T18:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=153024"},"modified":"2024-03-27T21:07:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-28T04:07:36","slug":"beautiful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=153024","title":{"rendered":"Beautiful."},"content":{"rendered":"

I went with my parents to a showroom this morning because they\u2019re remodeling their bathroom and wanted my opinion on materials. My sister\u2019s husband was like, \u201cThat\u2019s what you get for being so stylish,\u201d and my sister was like, \u201cNotice they didn\u2019t ask me to come.\u201d \ud83d\ude05 My sister\u2019s the kind of person who buys the model home so it\u2019s already fully furnished and decorated, whereas I\u2019m really particular about what goes in my studio, and it\u2019s just a rental. I tried three mattresses<\/a> before I settled on one. I once made my family drive me to the West Elm in Solana Beach because I just had to have this mid century nightstand<\/a>, and they were the only location in SoCal that had it in stock. Every year, I say I’m gonna enter Apartment Therapy’s Small\/Cool Contest<\/a> (my apartment’s only 450 square feet!), but the contest always happens when I’m really busy at work. And every year, when they announce the grand prize winner, I’m always like, “My apartment’s cuter than that.” When I helped my sister paint her last condo, we went to Lowe\u2019s and she picked a color within minutes. I was like, \u201cWait, don\u2019t you want to look at all these paint chips (for a few more hours)?\u201d She was like, \u201cGame-time decision, Mayan!\u201d And I\u2019m like, \u201cI don\u2019t understand your sports references.\u201d \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n

Anyway, since they made me get up butt crack early, I had them stop by Mcdonald\u2019s for breakfast. I was waiting in the lobby for my food, and this old lady hobbles over to this other old lady with her cane and asks her how she\u2019s doing and I thought she knew her, but she asked her name and told her she had a beautiful smile. Then the other lady asked her how she was doing, and she said, \u201cI\u2019m alive and able to walk on my own two feet. It\u2019s a beautiful day!\u201d And I cried into my vanilla iced coffee and drank my tears \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t mind my emo ass, I think I\u2019m getting my period \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> The red devil is, in fact, in my belly. I’d stay away from this hot mess express for the next 3-5 days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I went with my parents to a showroom this morning because they\u2019re remodeling their bathroom and wanted my opinion on materials. My sister\u2019s husband was like, \u201cThat\u2019s what you get for being so stylish,\u201d and my sister was like, \u201cNotice they didn\u2019t ask me to come.\u201d \ud83d\ude05 My sister\u2019s the kind of person who buys […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153024"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":154293,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153024\/revisions\/154293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}