{"id":15724,"date":"2012-09-03T23:40:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T06:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=15724"},"modified":"2012-09-03T23:40:57","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T06:40:57","slug":"the-landlord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=15724","title":{"rendered":"The Landlord."},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/newgirlthings.tumblr.com\/post\/27803713488\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newgirl-murderstrangerinternet1.gif\" alt=\"new girl stranger i met on the internet\" width=\"216\" height=\"177\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/newgirlthings.tumblr.com\/post\/27803713488\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newgirl-murderstrangerinternet2.gif\" alt=\"new girl stranger i met on the internet\" width=\"216\" height=\"177\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>After waking up every day at an unholy hour, driving upwards of 2 hours each way, putting 550 miles on my car, and paying $46 in toll fees to commute back and forth between my sister&#8217;s place in the OC and my job in Manhattan Beach, I&#8217;ve finally moved into my new place in Redondo Beach!  I couldn&#8217;t be happier that I&#8217;m only 2 streets away from my work now.<\/p>\n<p>When I found this steal on Craigslist and submitted my rental application, the landlord who lives upstairs mentioned that he loves Filipino food and has never met a Filipino he didn&#8217;t like. I mean&#8230; if he only leased the bottom floor of his townhouse to me because he thinks I know how to cook Filipino food, then he&#8217;s in for 3 months of disappointment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After waking up every day at an unholy hour, driving upwards of 2 hours each way, putting 550 miles on my car, and paying $46 in toll fees to commute back and forth between my sister&#8217;s place in the OC and my job in Manhattan Beach, I&#8217;ve finally moved into my new place in Redondo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[226,249,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moving","category-tv","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}