{"id":15774,"date":"2012-09-06T18:50:41","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T01:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=15774"},"modified":"2012-09-06T18:50:41","modified_gmt":"2012-09-07T01:50:41","slug":"pansies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=15774","title":{"rendered":"Pansies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flyingscotsman.tumblr.com\/post\/29496651149\/that-second-trip-to-the-car-is-unheard-of-via\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/twotripsisforpussies.gif\" alt=\"two trips is for pussies gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"246\" width=\"435\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or&#8230; me trying to carry all of my groceries plus enough takeout to feed a family of six last night. Two trips are for pansies!<\/p>\n<p>I tried to sneak four cases of water into my shopping cart while my sister and her fiance were here to help last weekend, and they were NOT amused! Boo whore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or&#8230; me trying to carry all of my groceries plus enough takeout to feed a family of six last night. Two trips are for pansies! I tried to sneak four cases of water into my shopping cart while my sister and her fiance were here to help last weekend, and they were NOT amused! Boo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gpoy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}