{"id":15800,"date":"2012-09-16T11:50:12","date_gmt":"2012-09-16T18:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=15800"},"modified":"2012-09-16T11:50:12","modified_gmt":"2012-09-16T18:50:12","slug":"photo-dump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=15800","title":{"rendered":"Photo Dump."},"content":{"rendered":"

The only thing I use my Google+ account<\/a> for is to back up my 3,000+ iPhone photos, so that when I inevitably drop my phone outside my car window while driving and tweeting pics of my dog<\/a>, I won’t lose important photos like these:<\/p>\n

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Clockwise from top left:<\/p>\n

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  1. If you want to know my secrets, a couple of outdated phone chargers can unlock all the mysteries.<\/li>\n
  2. I found them like this on my desk when I came back from lunch. They didn’t expect me to be back so soon, obvi.<\/li>\n
  3. Sometimes when you’re Asian (or when your name is Shirley May), you find rice stuck to your shoe hours after you’ve eaten.<\/li>\n
  4. You can’t see it in this photo, but Jesse texted me a pic of his 22″ sausage.<\/li>\n
  5. I took a picture of my Leg Magic machine so I could put it up for sale on Craigslist. It was taking up too much space in the house, and I needed to make room for my expanding waistline.<\/li>\n
  6. Drinking on the job during my final days at work! My boss brought in a case of beer to drown everyone’s sorrows after they found out I was leaving.<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The only thing I use my Google+ account for is to back up my 3,000+ iPhone photos, so that when I inevitably drop my phone outside my car window while driving and tweeting pics of my dog, I won’t lose important photos like these: Clockwise from top left: If you want to know my secrets, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[234],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo-dump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15800"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37513,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15800\/revisions\/37513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}