{"id":159981,"date":"2024-04-02T11:50:32","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T18:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=159981"},"modified":"2024-04-02T11:50:32","modified_gmt":"2024-04-02T18:50:32","slug":"pile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=159981","title":{"rendered":"Pile."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sick-tissue-pile.jpg\" alt=\"sick\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>The height of my tissue pile directly correlates to the horrible day I&#8217;ve been having. I would&#8217;ve called out sick today, but my catalog comps are due at noon. I just finished, so gonna instacart some medicine and sleep for a million years.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The height of my tissue pile directly correlates to the horrible day I&#8217;ve been having. I would&#8217;ve called out sick today, but my catalog comps are due at noon. I just finished, so gonna instacart some medicine and sleep for a million years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159981"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":159985,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159981\/revisions\/159985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}