{"id":16241,"date":"2012-12-04T22:43:51","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T05:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=16241"},"modified":"2012-12-04T22:43:51","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T05:43:51","slug":"fertilize-me-los-angeles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=16241","title":{"rendered":"Fertilize Me, Los Angeles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/newgirlthings.tumblr.com\/post\/36826491947\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newgirl_eggs1.gif\" border=\"0\" width=\"143\" height=\"205\" alt=\"new girl eggs\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/newgirlthings.tumblr.com\/post\/36826491947\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newgirl_eggs2.gif\" border=\"0\" width=\"143\" height=\"205\" alt=\"new girl eggs\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/newgirlthings.tumblr.com\/post\/36826491947\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/newgirl_eggs3.gif\" border=\"0\" width=\"143\" height=\"205\" alt=\"new girl eggs\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Apparently, by the time a woman hits 30, she loses about 90% of her eggs.<\/p>\n<p>This may be the red devil in my belly speaking, but who wants to go halfsies on a <strike>baby<\/strike> two-pack of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firstresponse.com\/fertilityTest.asp\" target=\"_Blank\" rel=\"noopener\">First Response fertility tests<\/a>???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, by the time a woman hits 30, she loses about 90% of her eggs. This may be the red devil in my belly speaking, but who wants to go halfsies on a baby two-pack of First Response fertility tests???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,237,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-quotes","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}