{"id":168165,"date":"2024-04-09T20:33:16","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T03:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168165"},"modified":"2024-04-09T20:33:16","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T03:33:16","slug":"weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168165","title":{"rendered":"Weird."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/email-dh-wips.jpg\" alt=\"my driving scares me too bumper sticker\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Our catalog comps were pushed a few days, so I took a nap this afternoon, and had the weirdest dream. A groomer was calling me to confirm the address to drop my dogs off at. He says my ex-boyfriend&#8217;s old address, so I call my ex like WTF? And he tells me we&#8217;re married with two dogs.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up, because my sister texted me that she saw Lucille (my favorite dog) on her balcony outside.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pammie-text-luciille.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>BRB never sleeping again \ud83d\ude05<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our catalog comps were pushed a few days, so I took a nap this afternoon, and had the weirdest dream. A groomer was calling me to confirm the address to drop my dogs off at. He says my ex-boyfriend&#8217;s old address, so I call my ex like WTF? And he tells me we&#8217;re married with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173,181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168165"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":168175,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168165\/revisions\/168175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}