{"id":168245,"date":"2024-04-14T18:22:56","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T01:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168245"},"modified":"2024-04-15T10:36:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T17:36:57","slug":"no-regrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168245","title":{"rendered":"No Regrets."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/E3pavX_3bx8?si=2nz5YdrmFOLXtZDN\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/skincare-routine.jpg\" width=\"100%\" alt=\"skincare\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/premeditated-40yearoldvirgin.gif\" alt=\"40-year-old virgin premeditated gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve been in a funk lately, and retail therapy always helps \ud83d\ude06 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve been seeing commercials with Elizabeth Banks for <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/us.no7beauty.com\/collections\/future-renew.list\" target=\"_blank\">No7 Future Renew Damage Reversal Skincare<\/a>, and even though I have the face of a 20-year-old (but my back is 55, my knees are 67, and my left hip turns 80 next week), it&#8217;s never too early to start a skincare routine. Coupled with <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/us.sandandsky.com\/products\/porefining-face-mask\" target=\"_blank\">Sand &amp; Sky&#8217;s Australian Pink Clay Porerefining Face Mask<\/a>, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0C4NWGVTF\/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title\" target=\"_blank\">24K Gold&#8217;s Under Eye Mask<\/a>, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sephora.com\/product\/lip-sleeping-mask-P420652\" target=\"_blank\">Laneige&#8217;s Lip Sleeping Mask<\/a>, and my <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ulta.com\/p\/black-cat-headband-xlsImpprod17762055\" target=\"_blank\">Cat Headband<\/a>, I&#8217;ll be able to reverse years of skin damage. Too bad it doesn&#8217;t reverse emotional damage&#8230; Is there a cream for that???<\/p>\n\n\n<p>In case the skincare doesn&#8217;t cheer me up, I also bought a new bra that makes my rack look fantastic \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in a funk lately, and retail therapy always helps \ud83d\ude06 I&#8217;ve been seeing commercials with Elizabeth Banks for No7 Future Renew Damage Reversal Skincare, and even though I have the face of a 20-year-old (but my back is 55, my knees are 67, and my left hip turns 80 next week), it&#8217;s never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beauty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168245"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":168310,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168245\/revisions\/168310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}