{"id":168380,"date":"2024-04-18T14:14:42","date_gmt":"2024-04-18T21:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168380"},"modified":"2024-04-25T11:35:58","modified_gmt":"2024-04-25T18:35:58","slug":"sore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168380","title":{"rendered":"Sore."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Me:<\/strong> (looking through my parents’ medicine cabinets) You guys got any muscle relaxers or pain relievers? Vicodin? Oxy? Tramadol? I think I went too hard yesterday. My legs hurt.
\nMy dad: <\/strong>That’s normal. The soreness should go away in a day or two.
\nMe: <\/strong>I don’t have a day or two. Shi is hot on my tail. I have to beat her today.<\/p>\n

Now I’m sitting here with Bengay<\/a> slathered on my fucking stems smelling like my dad after he plays basketball LOL \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: (looking through my parents’ medicine cabinets) You guys got any muscle relaxers or pain relievers? Vicodin? Oxy? Tramadol? I think I went too hard yesterday. My legs hurt. My dad: That’s normal. The soreness should go away in a day or two. Me: I don’t have a day or two. Shi is hot on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168380"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":168570,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168380\/revisions\/168570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}