{"id":168406,"date":"2024-04-19T18:40:16","date_gmt":"2024-04-20T01:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168406"},"modified":"2024-04-23T13:32:01","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T20:32:01","slug":"wax-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=168406","title":{"rendered":"Wax Off."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get my brows threaded pretty regularly (my <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36518\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">eyebrow lady in LA<\/a> was wondering where the fuck I was after the stroke because I used to see her every 6 weeks for the past decade), and I\u2019ve been seeing my sister\u2019s eyebrow lady since I\u2019ve been in SD. I\u2019m going to a party at Christine\u2019s house tomorrow, and her daughter\u2019s fucking savage. She once told our friend (who\u2019s a <em>girl<\/em>), \u201cI like your mustache!\u201d LOL, so I always make sure my shit is groomed when I see her 5-year-old ass.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/40-year-old-virgin-kelly-clarkson.gif\" alt=\"kelly clarkson waxing gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve been staying at my parents\u2019 house, so my mom took me to her waxing lady, and I forgot how much waxing hurts more than threading \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/michael-myers-shirt1.jpg\" alt=\"michael myers shirt\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I had her drop me off at the gym after so I could use their elliptical machines and the sauna. This guy got on the elliptical right next to me, even though there were a million other machines far, far away from me. IDK if he could hear my loud ass <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/playlist\/3WYCBCszy6HBDZzUKf9Caw?si=78bc081d5f8b4ec3\" target=\"_blank\">twerkout playlist<\/a> through my earbuds or if he just liked my Michael Myers shirt \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Going to 24 Hour Fitness in East County and waxing my eyebrows? Is it 2000???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get my brows threaded pretty regularly (my eyebrow lady in LA was wondering where the fuck I was after the stroke because I used to see her every 6 weeks for the past decade), and I\u2019ve been seeing my sister\u2019s eyebrow lady since I\u2019ve been in SD. I\u2019m going to a party at Christine\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[177,192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beauty","category-exercise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168406"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":168527,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168406\/revisions\/168527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}